Funny SMS about Man And Woman

The Girl Lost Her Chance To Marry

Boy: Marry Me..?

Girl: Do You Have A House...?
Boy: No..

Girl: Do You Have A Bmw Car...?
Boy: No..

Girl: How Much Is Your Salary..?
Boy: No Salary, But...
Girl: No But.You Have Nothing.
How Can I Marry You? Leave Please!!

Boy: (talking To Himself) I Have One Villa, 3 Property
Lands, 3 Ferrari ' S, And 3 Porsche's. Why Would I Need
To Have A Bmw ? How Could I Get A Salary When
I'm The Boss!
& The Girl Lost Her Chance  =p

Man / woman like bluetooth / wifi

Woman is like blue tooth ,
U r next 2 her,
she stays connected,
u go away,
she finds new device

Man is like wi-fi,
many devices can connect 2him at a time

Husband was seriously ill

Doc to wife :-
Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in gud mood,
don’t discuss ur problems,
no tv serial, dont demand new clothes & gold jewels,
Do this for 1 yr & he will be ok.

On the way home..

Husband :- wat did the doc say ?
Wife :- .No chance for u to survive

Throwing knives on wife's picture

Husband throwing knives on wifes picture.
All were missing the target!
Suddenly he received call from her
"Hi,wat ru doin?"
His honest reply,"MISSING U"

A successful man

A successful man is one
who makes more money
his wife can spend.

An intelligent wife

''An Intelligent Wife Is One
Who Makes Sure She Spends
So Much
Her Husband
Can't Afford Another
Women" :

To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire

Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?"
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."

Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: "What were you before you married her?"
Millionaire: "A Billionaire"

When a girl on facebook 

When A Girl
 Accepts Your Friend Request It Means She
 Accepted Your “Friendship” Not Your
 When A Girl Sends You A Friend Request It
 Means She Wants To Be Your Friend Not Your
 When She Tag You It Means She Wants To
 Share Her Thoughts With You And Not That
 She’s Lost In Your Thoughts,
 When She Comments On Your Status It Meams
 She’s Just Being Social And Not Flirting,
 When She Like Your Comment It Means She
 Like Your Comment Not You

Better models of mobile / bike / girlfriend 

A Simple fact:

Boys Can Never Be
Satisfied With
3 Things In Life:


There Is Always
A Better Model
Available In Future :-D

Girl falling from 80th floor

A girl Fell Down from 80th floor,
A boy caught her on 65th floor and asked her...
will u hug me...?
She replied.., offcourse not...
he dropped her.
she was caught on 30th floor by another boy....
He asked her, will u kiss me..?
no not at all, she replied
he dropped her too..

she prayed for last chance when a boy hold her on 5th floor.
she immediately said...
ok i will hug u and kiss u..
The boy dropped her and saying..

Astaghfirullah !! :-)



climus said…
this funny think i like it,,,,
nurul said…
yeah.funny right..thanks for visiting my blog -p